One day we'll look back and say, "Remember when

T. Rump ruled the earth?"

What Happens When You Have to Bite Your Tongue Too Often

Adventures in Aestheticism #213

For starters, Trump mispronounced 'Volodymyr', the 

Ukrainean president's surname, four different ways.

Nancy Pelosi Unleashes Her Pet Flag-Bearded 

Impeachmonster on Trump

Wilbur Ross Dreams About China Gaming the System

If there were a Nobel Paranoia Prize, 

Trump would win two of them.

 As Trump said, "I would get a Nobel Prize 

for a lot of things, including Robotology."

Maybe putting on his Thinking Cap might help.

Imagine a great-grandfather mocking his great-

granddaughter.  That would be Trump.

Mike Pence Believed to Be Slipping

 Into the Twilight Zone

“I would get a Nobel prize for a lot of things, 

if they give it out fairly, which they don’t.”

When he tires of  rattling his Lightsaber Baby Rattle,

 Trump expects Kellyanne Conway to put it away.

Okey-dokey, Justice Gorsuch, how about

'politicians with suits'?

Ben Carson Sez:  “If I wake up tomorrow and I feel like 

I’m Chinese, it doesn’t necessarily make me Fu Manchu.”

Trump Sez:  "Our nuclear was getting very tired."

Adventures in Aestheticism #212

Bari Weiss, Intellectual Dark Dweeb

There is hardly any animal more dangerous than a 

cornered rat while it's tweeting.

Infotainment hasn't reached rock bottom yet,

but it's getting there.

Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D. C.

Renamed

Rudy Giuliani Deploys His Notorious

Double-Middlle-Finger Gesture

When the going got tough, Trump could always rely on

his Secretary of State, Fat Bastard.

Adventures in Aestheticism #211

Nation Shocked to Learn Famous Billionaire

Appears in Public with $20 Bills

The Dark Side of the Goon

Stephen Miller Has a Girlfriend, Is Threatening to

Reproduce

Behold

 the Fist of Fear

the Fist of Fury

the Fist of Vengeance

the Fist of Death

the Fist of Snoozy

You've been wondering why your computer has been 

 targeted by Russian hackers?  Now you know.

Warm Scuzzies #889

Kelley Rogers

Adventures in Aestheticism #210

One of these is a Trumpnik and the other is a mascot.  

Can you tell which is which?

Winners of Judeo-Christian Fascist Smile-a-Thon

Congratulate Each Other

Frisbeetarians at Play on Ascension Day

Oh Bury We Not Under Old Cliches #7

Like Little Tiny Hairs All Over Your Face

Like Corey Lewandowsi, Richard Nixon was

as honest as he could be.

When Elizabeth Warren Speaks, the People Listen

Gauleiter Levandowski of the Trumpenproletariat

Even Yoooger Than Trump

Remembrance of Things Past

You can stay at the Ritz Carlton Central Park in 

New York City for $995 a day.  To stay one day

 at Gitmo in Cuba costs $35,616.

Sean Spicer Reserve Chartreuse and the Dancing with the

 Stars Drinking Game Were Made for Each Other

Dancing with the Stars:  Where 6th Magnitude Stars

Go to Die

The Manchurian Canteloupe

This Is the House That Oxycontin Built

Great Misadventures in Science #12

Artificial Inspamination

If Francisco Goya Had Painted Monty Python's 

'Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog'

Far Siderism vs. Both Siderism:

Will 2020 Vision Make a Comeback?

Queen Blames Iran for Drone Attack on Saudi Arabia

Trump Sez:  "They want to scare Brett Kavanaugh 

into turning Liberal!"