Surrealistic Pillow

Surrealistic Trump

"It's pronounced Man-a-FORT, not Man-a-FART."

Seller's Remorse

Professor Stanley Fish Opines about Professors

 Who Opine about Donald Trump and Then Gazes 

into the Firmament

MeerKAT's First Image Shows Donald Trump Is a

'Living Black Hole'

"My end is near, so I'm voting Trump."

Kentucky's version of Noah's Ark has dinosaurs in it.  

Luckily, the two Titanosaurs, which, full grown, are 130 

feet long, are only babies.

As Dumbledore might have said, “One can never have 

enough Trump socks, especially if you're a dweeb like 

Scott Baio."

Donald Trump Pouring Gasoline on the Fire

Somebody's Blowing Smoke

Warm Scuzzies #597

Steve Loomis

How long will it be before police refuse

to patrol the streets of states and cities

where people are allowed to openly

carry deadly firearms?

"Mr. Trump, was it before or after you picked Mike as your 

dummy that you learned his hands were bigger than yours?" 

Truth in Advertising #11

No Balm in This Gilead

Warm Scuzzies #596

Michael Folk

Little Known Fact #63

Kissing Burns 6.4 Calories Per Minute

Whiteworld #34

Paul Ryan Sets New Record for Number of White

Capitol Hill Interns in a Single Selfie

"Where is the RNC's White-Only Drinking Fountain?"

"Go south until you see the White Elevators 

sign and turn right."

Trump Escalating Arms Race

Trump Takes Decisive Action Vis′-à-Vis′ 

Attempted Coup in Turkey

"Quite honestly, I didn't think 'Hong Kong Phooey' was

all that funny."

"Mike Pence's speech was a barn-burner and power-

packed, just like me!"

Not Any More

New Logo for Trump/Pence Campaign

The only difference between Pence and

 Penance is an indefinite article.

Donald Trump Sez: "Mike Pence is a solid, solid person."

He's that, all right.

Never get this close to Dan Patrick.  His cooties pole-vault.

Dan Patrick, Suicide Photobomber

"Awk!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #140

American Rifle: The Most Lethal Firearm in U.S. History

"Never forget, sister: in this country, no one's head shall

be higher than the Queen's."

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going

to be a bumpy campaign.

[Is this what's called the 'convention

bounce'?]

Steve King with His Free-Range One-L

Mike Pence says he is  'very excited' to be Trump's No. 2 

on the GOP ticket. It's written all over his face.

"Should we smoke, roast, or deep-fry Turkey?"

Please Don't Squeeze the TP!

Flag Desecration #93

War Is the Health of the State

"Can you believe Gingrich said he and Trump would be

two pirates on the ticket?"

Base Metals

"Hey, Leroy, do you know Jennifer Rubin called you 

a 'tubby, old white guy'?"

"Woke up, fell out of bed

Dragged a comb across my head."

Historians Called It the 'Post-Truth Era'

"If you keep your fingers rolled into a fist, Donald, people

 won't notice how short they are."

United States Declares War on the Effects

of Global Warming

With the appointment of Boris Johnson as 

Foreign Secretary, England has now entered 

the Walrustitty Era.

Donald Trump Threatens to Crush Sam Nunberg Like

 an Eggshell

Sean Hannity Designated Driver for

Newt Gingrich's Indiana Meeting with 

Donald Trump

People were so preoccupied with Pokémon GO that they

hardly noticed when Zippy the Pinhead passed by

in a 1958 Nash Metropolitan.

Trump Still Undecided Which Attack Dog He Will

Pick as His Vice President