"Where's all the water supposed to be?"
Bo wondered.

Ken Shabby After Monty Python's Flying Circus
Made Him an Overnight Star

Tide Detergent Turns Against Indonesian

Rag-and-Bone Man

"I come in peace!"

"I don't know about you, dear, but I'm getting in the
mood to do the Mashed Potato and make another
batch of Tater Tots!"

What is it about Rahm Emanuel's face that
makes you think, 'casket salesman'?

Frau Blücher Says Story About Her Role
in Horror Movie Spoof "Simply Recycles
Three-Year-Old Discredited Reporting"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #35
Todd Tiahrt

How long do you think it will be before Dick Cheney
has his own show on Fox News?

And then the day came when evolution
began to reverse itself.

You would probably rather not know this, but the losers
of the Iron Chef competitions don't walk away unscathed.

"OK, OK, I admit my feet stink, but that's no reason
to hold them hostage!"

Damn! Damn! Damn! Once again, the Israeli had shot his
wad prematurely and could already hear the Palestinians
mocking him as the 'Two-Minute Wonder'.

"Come to me, my little Penney from heaven!"

I Remember Dubya #18
"Yeah, kid, I was the mastermind in the White House
for eight years. That's why it's called the Bush
Administration."

There are three boobs in this picture. Can you tell
which one is the biggest?

Just keep saying to yourself, "Dana Milbank is a serious
journalist, Dana Milbank is a serious journalist, Dana
Milbank is a serious journalist!"

Some days, like today, you are made to wonder
which flag flies higher over Capitol Hill.

Almost 1 in 10 Young Video Game Users 'Addicted to Food'

Remember to put a Republican in the
shirt before you plant it.

Finally, a Cheeto Big Enough to Satisfy
Jonah Goldberg

"Our RedState commander says some of us will 'Go John

Galt', some will 'Go Patrick Henry', and the rest of us will

'Go Willy Lump Lump'."

World's Worst Yobs #89

Eric Bolling

"The idea that carbon dioxide is a carcinogen that is

harmful to our environment is almost comical. Every

time we exhale, we exhale carbon dioxide. Every cow in

the world, you know, when they do what they do, you've

got more carbon dioxide." Come to think of it, the idea

that carbon dioxide is a carcinogen is comical, almost

as comical as John Boehner and cow farts.

To this day, no one seems to know how Ann Althouse managed
to stay out of camera range when this shot was taken of a
rather deserted Borders Bookstore Obama Shrine last January.
Any and all plausible hypotheses for this phenomenon
are welcomed.

Only the little boy was innocent. Only he was
courageous enough to show his face.

When he was a child, all you had to do was to
look in Barack Obama's Crayola box to know
he was headed to the top.

"Hey! Not just mighty oaks from
tiny acorns grow!"

Representative John Shimkus (R-IL) still believes Dan
Piraro is primarily responsible for getting him promoted
from Family Circus into Congress. Mr. Piraro, creator of
Bizarro, denies any involvement with the transaction.

Careful! If you breathe too hard, you
might blow Keira Knightley over.

David Denby, a very tony movie critic, has written
an entire book whose thesis is: Snark is mean, it's
personal, and it's ruining our conversation. Has
it ever occurred to Mr. Denby that the reason
snark was invented in the first place was
because nobody wanted to converse with
pompous old snobs like him anymore?

"But if you wear a helmet
you will be fine.
And if you wear a helmet
it'll be alright."

Merlin the Orangutan was quite astonished by the triteness,
the utter banality, of so much that passed for name-calling
among humans. "Surely," he mused, "there are words more
original and wicked than 'Socialist', 'Communist', and 'Fascist'.
If that's the best they can do, humans should stop calling names
and just fling poo at each other!"

"Waterboarding, in my judgment, falls within
the bounds of acceptable interrogation
techniques. But teabagging, I've always
believed, crosses over the line."

Robert Redford doesn't believe in Pink Elephants, but
he won't rule out the existence of Absinthe Fairies.

World's Worst Jobs #94
British Extreme Ride Vomit Cleaner

Scott Johnson is thought to be the last man
in America to learn the 'naughty' meaning of
teabagging. Next up for Scott: the 'naughty'
meaning of Johnson.

If you're thinking of taking his picture,
don't ask Mike Allen to stop mugging
for the camera. This is just the way
he looks all the time and he can't do
a damn thing about it.

Brethren and

Sistern

Hugo Chavez Declares Barack Obama to
Be Sulphur-Fume-Free

There are lawyer jokes and then there are lawyers
who are jokes. Exemplum gratia: David Rivkin.

Off-hand, you wouldn't say Steven Bradbury
looks like a torturer. But looks can
be deceiving, can't they?

U. S. Victory in Iraq War Now in Its Seventh Year;
Generalissimo Francisco Franco Still Dead After
34 Years

Ever wondered what an Asshat looks like?

Statue of Flibberty-Gibberty

"You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension
not only of sight and sound but of insanity. A journey into a
crazy land whose boundaries are that of fevered imagination.
That's a signpost up ahead---your next stop:
the Fox News Zone!"

Even donkeys don't get along in Afghanistan.

Guatemalan Officials Unable to Explain Why Murderer
Axel Danilo Ramirez Espinoza Is Called 'Smiley'

Jay Bybee, author of one of the torture memos, is
now a judge of the United States Court of Appeals
for the Ninth Circuit. It could have been worse.
It's possible he would now be sitting on the
Supreme Court, using his sophistic skills to
torture the Constitution.