Rude Rhymes #66

Taco Licker

Fredric Dicker

Notable Rat's Kellers of North America

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #40

Paul Teller

"Judging by your neck brace, Secretary Gates, it would 

appear that President Obama is still micromanaging you."

Mikhail Kalashnikov Sed (Nine Months Before His Death): 

"I keep having the same unsolved question: if my rifle 

took away people's lives, then can it be that I ... am 

guilty for people's deaths, even if they were enemies?"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #39

Bernard McGuirk

Alexander Britton Hume, a Real Man's Man

"'UFIA!' saith the Lord, 'UFIA!'"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #536

Tom Bauerle

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #535

Todd Friel

We now know where Shibe lives---on the MSC Divina.

Pope Francis Names 19 New Cardinals, 

But Only One New Pyrrhuloxia

Governor Christie Singing 'Bridgeghazi over Troubled Waters'

"Who's that?"

"He's 'The Undertaker'."

"What's he doing?"

"He's celebrating Rush Limbaugh's 63rd birthday."

Once this monument is erected outside the 

Oklahoma State Capitol there will doubtless

be many Okies who will want to sit in the

lap of Satan.

Warm Scuzzies #442

Sharika Allison

Warm Scuzzies #441

Devin McCraney

Rude Rhymes #65

Poop Fossil

John Stossel

Ariel Sharon has died and, at last report, is

still dead.

That data breach actually hit 70 million customers.  Do you

suppose that's why it's called 'Target'?

"At first, all I did was sniff pot and 

cocaine.  Then I began mixing them

with my Kibbles n' Bits.  Thank God

my master intervened before I started

mainlining."

Warm Scuzzies #440

Freedom Industries

"And right here, children, it says, 'There's no such thing as a 

free Jack Kingston because he charges taxpayers thousands

 and thousands of dollars for his lunches'."

Squidward, Post-Fukushima

"And then, Secretary Gates, that's when you drop a

 bunker buster on the Oval Office."

Warm Scuzzies #439

David Wildstein

Is it just a coincidence that over 50% of the members 

of Congress are millionaires and their approval rating

 is 12%?  

[As you ponder this question, keep in mind

that only 9% of Americans are millionaires.]

"I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam.  

But I yam not a bully!"

And, once again, Fearguth is off to the see the wizards,

the Wonderful Musical Wizards of Jam Cruise.  He'll

return to Bildungblog, his usual place, on January 10.

Willie Robertson's Poor White Period

Willie Robertson's Rich White Period

GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Al Melvin's Abe 

Lincoln Scholarship Called into Question

Forget the French.  When it comes to tongue, 

there's nothing deeper than the Holstein Kiss.

And then there was the moment when Congressman Darrell 

Issa learned that, despite the Steal Stopper car alarm 

which had made him a multi-millionaire, someone had 

stolen his

Peel P50.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your

nose, and sometimes you can pick your friend's

nose.

Did you know that 2014 is the Year of the Cat in the

Tinfoil Hat?

Outside Steve Stockman World Headquarters

Inside

Once in a while, you could tell when Germany's Chancellor

was staring into the abyss and the abyss was staring back.

"Dr. Jones, we understand you are now a Full Professor at 

the University of North Korean Studies.  What are you full 

of, exactly?"

Formerly known as the 'Mile-High City', Denver will

henceforth be known as the 'Too-High-to-Give-a-Shit City'.

"Hey, where ya'll headed?"

"To another one of those goddam Wayne LaPierre 

NRA lectures!"

Michael Burgess (R-TX) has what is known as

an 'Upside-Down Cheshire Moon Mouth'.  It is

caused by inordinate teabagging and there is no

known cure.

Little Known Fact #48

Before he rose to stardom in Forbidden Planet,

Robby the Robot worked part-time as a sales

associate for Payless Shoes.

"Governor Scott, do you cut your own hair?"

Mr. Mucus Loves WaPo Op-Eds

Feliz Año Nuevo!  

Bonne Année!  

Prosit Neujahr!  

Akemashite Omedetô Gozaimasu!