"Is it your understanding, Bob, that if your wife is convicted,

she will be subjected to a transvaginal probe to make sure 

she doesn't smuggle any loot into prison?"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #31

L. Brooks Patterson

Sign of the Times #49

Whereas it takes two hands to handle a Whopper,

it only takes one Big Boy to tell one.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #539

Joshua Black

Super Bowl XLVIII:  Where Plutocrats Go to Watch Wealthy 

Jocks Punt, Pass, and Kick Prolate Spheroids

Sarah Palin Sez:  "We reserve 

the right to refuse service to

anyone who plays the race card."

 Old-Growth Forrest Sez:  "New research shows that 'the 

human brain works slower in old age, but only because we 

have stored more information over time'.  Like the old 

proverb says, 'Old age and treachery trumps youth and skill'."

Warm Scuzzies #444

Cliff Forrest

Old Men with Guns #15

William Dresser

'Doctor Says Toilet Paper Can Disguise Cancer Sign'

Surprised Nun Gives Virgin Birth in Italy

Dennis Rodman Enters Rehab

Dennis Rodman Leaves Rehab

[GIGO]

Warm Scuzzies #443

The Shooting Ranch Gun Range

If he is depending on these Florida skinheads to win 

the race war, whitey is doomed.

Former Federal Judge Richard Cebull Sez:  "I have disdain

for gays, blacks, Indians, Hispanics, women, certain religious

 faiths, and liberal political leaders.  But I'm no bigot, 

nosiree!"

"Those Florida Republicans are making me sit in the

corner.  I've been a baaad boy!"

Superfluous Redundancies #3

Traditional New Jersey Corruption

If Google can make contact lenses, Josh Marshall can

be a beer reviewer, can't he?

"My collywobbles are cattywampus with my

taradiddles and it's all Obama's fault!"

Little Known Fact #49

As a child, Drew Barrymore imagined she was FDR.

Erik Rush only needs two thing to restore his sanity:

first, a Groupon for 'Extra Value Meals at McDonald's'

and, second, a military coup d'état to depose Barack 

Obama. Are any of you out there willing to launch

 a Kickstarter project on Erik's behalf?  He really 

needs this to happen---and soon!

"I thank God for the 'Pope Francis Effect'.  It's even more 

powerful than the 'Kick-Ass Effect'."

The Few, the Proud, the Oops!

Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Then)

Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Now)

The Unexpurgated Bible #95

"Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, 

ye do always resist the Commander-in-Chief."

NSA's New Child-Friendly Logo

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #30

Mario Pescante

It's easy to see why one of his peers says the following of 

Randy Mastro, Governor Christie's new 'crisis lawyer': "You 

do not want to meet Randy down a dark alley.  But you 

REALLY don’t want to meet him in a lighted courtroom."

“I have to say this:  going down the path to legalization in 

this country is reckless and irresponsible.  I’m talking about

 the long-term impact of legalization in the United States. It 

scares us. Why, it'll put me out of a job!”

When things got really boring in the Virginia General 

Assembly, Republican Senator Dick Black liked to play 

with the unborn baby Weebles he had found on eBay.

Happiness Is a Warm Gun

No, this is not the Mark of the Beast.

[But it's close.]

This is.

Would you rather have a moot argument or a colloquium 

with Ann Althouse, Professor of Law at the University

of Wisconsin?

"Looking at me, you'll understand why it's a real shame Juan

 Ponce de León never discovered the fountain of youth."

"Hi!  I'm Alan Keyes and, as you can tell from the look on

my face, I'm absolutely stark staring mad!  Isn't it amazing

how I'm still free to roam the streets of the United States

of America?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #538

Dianne Edmondson

Only West Virginians are John Galtish enough to allow a

 corporation producing toxic chemicals to be located on the 

bank of a river just above the intake to the main public 

water supply.  Let Freedom Industries ring!

"Yes, I would have to say that 'Douchebag' has

been overused, especially by those who believe 

it's my middle name."

Have you ever tried a Mike Allen/Roger Ailes Banana Split?

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #9

Rafael Cruz Coveting Katrina Pierson

While Michelle Malkin Salivates in

the Background

Could Man Who Killed Theater Texter Use 

‘Can't Stand Your Popcorn’ Defense?

"Congressional Democrats Reportedly Hope to 

See Less ‘Uppityness' from Obama in 2014"

Sarah Palin Sez:  "I think this world would 

be better off having more young women holding 

lobsters in a picture than holding their camera

 in front of a bathroom mirror, taking a selfie."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #537

Greg Brannon

Old Men with Guns #14

Curtis Reeves

"My left wrist was bullied by the Homofascist Gaystapo

and is now almost completely limp."

"Isn't it annoying when someone makes a list 

of '6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire', 

and you haven't yet had a chance to use 

four of them?"