'Dramatic Misspelling Bee Ends in a Tei'

"I know gibberish. I have the best gibberish."

New Caleb Howe Merch

Clown Hall #5

MC Squirtle

Trumpelstiltskin Spins Gold into $60,000 

Microcylinder Hair Intervention 

Just Deserts #4

Ken Starr Demoted, Will Spend Eternity 

as Baylor University Waterboy

New Rick Perry Merch

Republicans Fall in Line Behind Trump

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #79

Ed Krayewski

"Honey, guess what I found at the bottom of my Low-Life 

Scum Smoothie."

"Ken Paxton?"

"Good guess!" 

"Oh, I found the same thing at the bottom 

of mine yesterday."

"I'm bored. Why is it nothing ever happens around here?"

"I can add and subtract but I can't seem to

multiply.  Is it sexual dysfunction, Doc, or 

am I just bad at math?"

When pain from old rodeo injuries flares up, Texas Ag

Commish Sid Miller gets a 'Jesus Shot' and puts on 

his favorite hat.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #176

*Unsolicited Thumb in the Anus

Q: What Is Donald Trump's Primary Business?

A: Monkey Business.

According to some Christian semioticians, this Trump

hand signal probably means, "I thank the Holy Trinity

for my success."

Taliban Names Invisible Man New Leader

Warm Scuzzies #591

Peter Thiel

Mary Lou Bruner Loses Texas State Board of Education 

Election to Mona Lisa Impersonator from Planet Zark

Ariadne's Bed

"Yes, Philippe, I'm afraid that's the last of the Trumpflies."

With all this bullshit, there must be a Trump

 in there somewhere.

"Good Morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should

you decide to accept it, is to determine if any part

 of Donald Trump's body is original equipment."

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #37

A Microcylinder Hair Intervention

Baylor University Not Commenting on Reports 

That the Mills of God Are Slowly Grinding 

Kenneth Starr Exceeding Small

Joe the Plumber's Latest Grift

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #136

Invasion of the Meat Puppets

René Magritte's The Son of Invisible Man

"Donald Trump, take me, I'm yours!"

"My theory is: You don’t put ideas in peoples’ heads; they 

just grow there. You might call it the Parthenogenetic 

Theory of Ideas."

Trey Ben-Ghazidi Endorses Trump, Reveals Elective

 Affinity with Jar Jar Binks

Frank Amedia, Author of Praying Away Tsunamis for

Dummies, Chosen as Trump's Religious Policy Advisor

Evangelical Pastor Says Trump 'Gives Reverence 

to the Man Upstairs' with Secret Hand Signals

After vetoing the bill that made abortion a felony, Okie

fundamentalists branded Governor Fallin a Jezebel,

forcing her to wear a scarlet letter.

Though both are billionaires, David Koch is much,

much richer than Donald Trump.  Will this be the 

year when one billionaire buys another?

A Totem is a sacred object that serves as an emblem 

of a group of people, such as the GOP.

"What the cutting locust left,

    the swarming locust has eaten.

What the swarming locust left,

    the hopping locust has eaten,

and what the hopping locust left,

    the destroying locust has eaten."

                --- Joel 1:4

Trump Love and Hillary Hate: 

Two Sides of the Same Irrational Coin

Trump Sets New World Record for Number of

Flip-Flops in Contiguous Sentences

One hypothesis that may explain Donald Trump's fondness

for Vladimir Putin is that Melania's father was a member

of the Communist Party.

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

"But it was all right, everything was all right, 

the struggle was finished. He had won the 

victory over himself. He loved the Trumps.”

And so the Android and the IOS 9 lived

happily ever after.

Notorious M.O.B.

Pongo Speaks

Woman Pays $250,000 to Buy George Zimmerman's 

Murder Weapon for Her Son’s Birthday

James O'Keefe, Disguised as Osama Bin Laden, Crosses the 

Rio Grande in Search of a Taco Bell Doubledilla

Exaggerator, a horse named after Donald Trump,

wins the Preakness Stakes.

What Dana Perino Says: "I gravitate to facts, logic, and reality."

What Jasper the Dog Hears: "Blah, blah, blah, blah."