Soldiers Salute Kangapooch

"I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart (Where?)

Down in my heart (Where?)

Down in my heart

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart

Down in my heart to stay."

Blest Be the Tie That Binds

White House Now Blames Trump Attorney, 

Trump Attorney Now Blames City Mouse, 

City Mouse Now Blames Country Mouse, 

Country Mouse Now Blames City Mouse 

for ‘I Had to Fire General Flynn’ Tweet'

"Rubber Duckie you're the one

You make bath time lots of fun

Rubber Duckie joy of joys

When I squeeze you, you make noise."

Sleep Tight and Don't Let the Bugs Bite

Something's Fishy

Not since the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog have

small furry mammals wreaked such havoc

on humankind.

It's Only Our Money

As Secretary of State Rex Tillerson once said,

"My philosophy is to make money."

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #14

Just the Thought of Blake Farenthold 

Sexually Harassing Anybody

Jack Posobiec Sez: "Life is like a box of chocolates, which, 

when you pop one into your mouth, stainless steel bolts spring 

out and plunge straight through both cheeks."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #709

Jack Posobiec

"It's not widely known, but Hitler was born in Kenya, too."

The Politico Illustrated #58

'Cotton cements his rise under Trump'

It ain't over till General Flynn sings. Then, lock him up!

If Trump hadn't set the tree aflame with his Tiki Torch, 

the National Christmas Lighting Ceremony might not have

 drawn such an embarrassingly tiny crowd.

"You must be Igor."

"No, it's pronounced EYE-GOR!"

"I found somebody who agrees with me that waterboarding 

is not torture. So I've decided to make him head of the CIA."

Have you ever wondered where Sarah Huckabee Sanders

found those beads she always wears when she meets

the press?  Remember Pop Beads?

Which is worse: Mitch McConnell promising Susan Collins 

tax cuts won't result in Medicare cuts, or Susan Collins

believing him?

"I only have to water it every other day."

West Virginia Zombie to Run for U. S. Senate

Trumpcat Sez: “There is nothing in the world like 

first-rate pussy.”

Traditionalist Worker Party Members Tony and Maria 

Hovater Lose Jobs, Can't Afford to Dine at 

Applebee's Anymore

Smokey Joe Barton to Retire; "Good Widdance to

Bad Wubbish!" Exclaimed Elmer Fudd

Warm Scuzzies #756

Tom McBroom

World's Worst Yobs #392

Tully Borland

Don't Stand for Hemorrhoids™

Speed Racer Grows Up and Takes a

Wrong Turn

Contrary to a popular belief, Jesus did not eat and 

drink with Republicans and sinners.

'Donnie Derpo' One of the Top Baby Names for 2017

Now Hanging on the Wall at the Heritage Foundation

Every time you turn around, Lucian Wintrich is

flicking another booger into the face of America.

Still Life with Two Navajos, Andrew Jackson,

and Donald Trump

Decorating the White House Christmas tree was a 

collaborative effort this year. Here's Sebastian Gorka's

 contribution.

White Nationalists, White Supremacists, Alt-Rightists,

and NeoNazis now have their own crowdfunding 

mechanism, Goyfundme.  Oy!

Doctors say that after a period of remission, 

Trump's birtherism has recurred.

Thanks to 23 and Me, this New York City

Yeti family knows they are 88.5%

Asian Black Bear.

Slobodan Praljak Doing His Hermann Göring Impression

Slobodan Praljak's Last Skol

"For every $50 donation to Project O'Keefe, you will receive 

one of my collectible Mugshot Mugs absolutely free!"

Warm Scuzzies #755

Ravi Zacharias

It's going to be a Leatherface Christmas

in the White House this year.

May Be Too Intense for Younger Children

How to Dress for a Round of Disco Golf

"Oh, Whoa, Ppoo-ccoo-hhoonn-ttaass!"

Billy Bush Hospitalized After Pussy-Grabbing Accident

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #120

Jack Hadfield

Know Your Licities